I am Loaf. I make movies. As of writing this, I am a smol boi, but, eventually, I would like to be a beeg boi. I was raised in a tar pit, and I currently reside under a bridge. My father, Spunk Man, was considered a savior to mankind. My mother was a table. I have been told I resemble an eldritch being, and that I often come off as frightening. With all that said, I would like to announce that I have never hit a woman (intentionally)
